"We're fucking Marines."

Sgt:Ok, here's the deal. We'll be delayed a couple of hours more.

*Room groans like crazy.

Sgt:Hey, we've been waiting for 5 months now. Another couple of hours shouldn't mean shit.

Jones:I wanna go home now!

Lacey:My wife's legs are spread out. She won't keep it open much longer!

*Room bursts to laughter.

Sgt:So that was her pussy talking to me on Skype?

*Everyone laughs some more.

Jacob:Someone tell the chair force to get their shit together Sgt.

Sgt:I could. But they're not in my chain of command.

Candyman (our corpsman - coz his name's too gay to mention):What's the hold up Sgt.?

Sgt:They're trying to fix the thingy that connects the hose to the fuel thingy.

Jones:They can't even fix their planes right.

Sgt:Hey, they need to fix that shit or we'll run out of fuel halfway home. Do you want to push the fucker the rest of the way?

Lacey:Damn right Sgt. We're fucking Marines. We do EVERYTHING.

*Everyone bursts into motardish "Ooh-rah!"

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